So raise a glass to teenage girls for their linguistic innovation. It expands our expressive vocabulary, giving us new words and modes of expression. Speakers may nostalgically look to a previous golden era of English, but the truth is that Shakespeare’s English is an abomination of Chaucer’s English, which is an abomination of Beowolf’s. Language is inherently unstable. It’s in a constant state of flux, made and remade—stretched, altered, broken down and rearranged—by its speakers every day. Rather than a sign of corruption and disorder, this is language in its full vitality—a living, evolving organism.

Gabriel Arana, “Creaky Voice: Yet Another Example of Young Women’s Linguistic Ingenuity” (via floreses)

… except for textspeak, which is a fucking wind up

carry-on-my-w4yward-assbutt:

tackhy:

oversized-paradise:

littl3-0ld-m3:

showmyspine:

ishsweeney:

myintriguing:

My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights

This is the most gangsta shit I have ever seen on tumblr

Not even a little bit sorry for posting color to my uncolored blog. This is amazing.

Literally the third time reblogging this, no regrets

Oh my god ahhahahaha

looking at this whilst listening to the song “fuck you” by lily allen. Too perfect of a moment to not rebog

the fucking sign says “murder 4k a day” how can that be legal what the fuck 

All in the name of god.  That’s religion in a nutshell.  God made in the haters’ image.  Fucking insane.

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