Rory at the Chateau Neuf in Oslo, Norway in 1978.
WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:
- STUNNING EYES
- A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
Sorry, but ‘hairless’ and ‘natural’ in girls means prepubescent… seriously… is that what guys look for in girls? Are you fucking serious??
Naturally hairless girls are, like, 10
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
what in god’s name is a knob
what is going on in this post
Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob
Dolphins are not knobs
Bananas are not dolphins
Just like to clear that one up.
Years later he’d be doing commercials for Country Life butter.
Feels like I’ve woken up in an entirely different universe :/
I’m going to need some coffee…..
being nice has a real feel-good factor about it
samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies
Dogs pray before eating dinner
No they don’t. They hide their faces because they’ve been trained to do it before they eat. Don’t bring them down to our level.