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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

I have a little owl ornament that a lady gave to me when I visited her in 1984. It was the first time we met and she just picked it up, cradled it in her hands for a few moments and said she’d like me to have it.  That owl, that moment, is special.

People can make moments last a lifetime in one little inanimate object.

newlists:

  1. Touch the walls
  2. Stare directly at Boris Johnson 
  3. Talk in the Dick Van Dyke accent from Mary Poppins
  4. Hail the tube as if it were a bus or cab
  5. Hail a cab
  6. Introduce smallpox to the population
  7. Feed urban foxes after midnight
  8. Take tube to Cockfosters solely to laugh at people who live in Cockfosters
  9. Divert government funds to deprived areas of the country outside of Greater London
  10. Cut the brakes on Boris Bikes
  11. Refer to the Queen by any title other than ‘President’
  12. Eat trash
  13. Pay drug dealers in Scottish money
  14. Prank-call oligarchs at their unoccupied, high-value second homes
  15. Burn pedestrians using a magnifying glass from the top of Canary Wharf
  16. Ask strangers when they gave up
  17. Try to buy tickets to ‘the London game’
  18. Resist the tide of gentrification 
  19. Stage a coup to overthrow the Minister of Sound
  20. Litter
  21. Claim grime is dead 
  22. Return Elgin Marbles and similar artifacts to their country of origin
  23. Open every door in the Tower of London
  24. Mount own artwork on the fourth plinth 
  25. Contribute to knife crime epidemic 
  26. Attempt ‘entire tube map pub crawl’
  27. Quote Samuel Johnson (on any subject, ever). 

Spoilsport

50s-dad:

fivehundredrevolutions:

A handy guide to some of the terrible things the Mail has printed since 1924.

This barely scratches the surface, though, I find it hard to believe they didn’t do anything terrible between 1956 and 1984.

and yet people still use it as a source

leftists from outside the UK still use it as a source

you all need to stop using the Daily Mail as a source FOREVER. Do not reblog, do not link, do not go to their site because they profit off ad traffic, and tell anybody you see doing any of these to immediately and permanently stop. We can’t run them into the ground but we can at least put a little dent in their profits and we can at least stop legitimising their bile by giving them anything other than negative attention.

deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

(Source: nygrd)

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